AISubs v3.7
I don't like it! I don't like it!
I don't like it!
Recently, I lost my AirPods Pro
and I thought I had to buy it
At that time, I thought, "Oh, wait a minute, Tetsuya- kun has a lot of AirPods Pro, doesn't he?"
I'll give you one of them for free, so give it to me
Then, Tetsuya-kun chose and gave me a lot of AirPods Pro
You said a stingy thing
No, I have about three
I lost it, so it's just three
If you cut out three, it will be gone
I don't know what you mean, but I know how you feel
I bought a new AirPods Pro
Oh, sorry, this is a side note
I bought a new AirPods Pro
I said, "I'll give you a coupon for these two," and they gave me a coupon
It hasn't arrived yet, but I got an email today
Oh, my AirPods Pro is being returned now
So you lost your AirPods Pro, didn't you?
My AirPods Pro is coming to my house now
My AirPods Pro is no good!
Did you get an email?
Did you lose your AirPods Pro?
No, that's not it
If you wash it, it will be broken
But Tetsuya-kun, it's broken
I can't use the microphone, and sometimes the connection is cut off
Only the left side is broken
Something like that
Is it broken?
It's broken
Is it broken?
It looks like it's broken
I see
It doesn't look like it's being used, but it looks like it's broken
If you accidentally wash electronic products, they will break
This price is very high
I've put a lot of laundry detergent in it
I've done it once or twice in my life
It won't break once or twice
If you have a standard that this electronic product will barely break,
I don't think it's a bad thing
Everyone, we brought something that looks like it won't break
Ryo-san, what did you bring today?
Yes, what I brought is...
this!
Ta-da!
Fish head toy!
Oh!
This toy swims in water, so...
I think it can swim even in the muddy washing machine.
Oh, it's totally fine!
It's totally fine!
But in the movie, it didn't fall like that, did it?
That's right, that's right.
Aaaaaah!
What's scary about washing machines isn't only water.
It can fall, hit, and break.
That's right.
It can even escape water.
Oh, it can escape water!
In "The Great Reversal of the Century"...
Yes?
In "The Great Reversal of the Century", my Dory- kun...
If you put it in normally, it'll be like this.
Dory...
Oh!
Cute, cute!
It doesn't move that much, though.
Well, well, well...
If you had a bath, it'd probably move, right?
That's right.
It's like, "Somehow, it's like this," right?
That's right, that's right.
When you receive it as a gift...
Then, what's this?
It's like a washing machine for real!
A baseball cap and...
A small one like this...
A connector...
Then, it's easy to see that there's a pin.
Yes.
Isn't it like this?
It's an experiment.
Then, Ryo-san, please put it in slowly.
Yes.
Ah! Dory!
It's gone!
Yes, it's gone.
This is the real "Finding Land".
Ah! Ah!
It's a real one.
Ah! Ah!
Now...
Do it right away!
I don't know.
Leave it to me!
Yes.
Maybe, you know...
The washing machine won't change, so...
I think I'll leave it as it is.
You can't see it yet, can you?
No.
I want it to appear around here, you know?
Like in a movie...
Help me!
I'll help you in a minute!
I'll open it!
I can't open it!
Are you okay?
Turn it over!
How many times do I have to say it?
I'm sorry, mom!
Why can you say that?
Mom!
What is this?
My toy!
You can't see it!
Why don't you look at it?
What are you going to do?
Why did you put it in last?
Shut up!
I don't like it anymore!
Dad!
Do you remember the assassination technique?
First of all, there is no trauma.
I'll let you swim once.
It's embarrassing.
This is embarrassing.
Shut up and look at the camera.
See you later!
No problem!
Safe!
As expected, the fish toy was safe.
We chose a big boss in a row.
Tomorrow...
No, next week!
Let's do this next time!
I'm not that old anymore.
Watanku-shi, I'm going to ask you a question.
Okay.
- You know GoPros, right? - Yeah.
I was wondering how durable they are.
- So I bought a GoPro. - Okay, okay.
- What's this? - It's really light.
- It's light! Amazing! - Huh?
- Is it a fake GoPro? - No!
- It says "TPO". - Oh, the color has increased.
- "TPO" means "transferable". - "Transferable" is a person.
- It's a memory removal system. - No way!
- It has a cover. - It's definitely not good.
- It won't get dirty. - It won't get dirty.
- Wearable camera. - There's an electronic part.
But if you don't have a washing machine, you can't see what kind of world you're in.
- It's nice. - It's nice.
- How much is it? - This?
- About 8,000 yen. - It's cheap!
- It's cheap. - I can't trust it.
- It's going to break. - It's going to break.
- Okay, I'm going to use this one. - Okay.
- Yay! - Yay!
- Wow, it's cute. - Yay!
- Ah! - Ah!
- It's broken! - It looks like it's going to break now.
- It's pretty plastic.
- Ah! - Ah!
- The red light! - Ah!
- You still put oil in it? - It's amazing.
- Huh?!
- You still put oil in it? - It says it's been a week.
- It's amazing! - I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry, but I just put oil in it. - Why did you put oil in it?
- I didn't think you'd be that moved. - Geez!
- Seriously, geez! - You're so bad at this!
- What is this?! - It's a washing machine.
- Huh? - Huh?
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- What is this?! - Huh?!
- It's a stripper. - Wait a minute.
- The power's off. - Yeah, the power's off.
- Ah, the power button is a stripper. - Yeah.
- Huh?! Huh?! - Wait a minute!
- Huh?! - An SD card!
- Huh?! - Wait a minute!
- That's not true! - What is this?!
- That's not true! - Why is it like this?!
- You have to push it in! - Wow!
- The SD card is gone! - It's gone. It's melted.
- It's broken! - That's too fast! - You can't afford to break it.
- If the SD card is gone, we can't judge if it's broken or not. - It's broken to a large extent.
- It's a nice hotel. - Yeah.
- Ouch! - You should really clean your room.
- Shall we go in? - Let's go in!
- So, what is this video about? - It's a choice video.
- So, it's the third choice. - I'd like to go in.
- I've brought it with me, so please open your eyes! - One, two...
- Oh, it's out! - What's this about? - I don't know what it is, but...
- This area is scraped and it looks like it's going to break here.
- It's my own imagination... - This is a perfect curve! - It barely breaks and I'm stepping on it.
- Is it about pottery or something like that? - It probably is. - It's a nice cup of tea. - It's nice!
- It's true that it's a choice video, but at first it's not even moving at all. - It's like, "don't come near me!"
- Yeah, yeah. - Like, "don't come near me!"
- That's the important part of it. - Don't come near me! - Don't come near me!
- This is nobody's choice... - Don't come near me! - Isn't it a choice only Jimemaru and Onii-chan would make?
- Hurry up and choose it for yourselves! - Why?! But...
This is...
But it's packed.
It's warm.
But it's dangerous.
It's a little scary.
What is this?
A white fragment.
It looks like a tooth.
What is this?
It's gross.
A stick.
Are you stepping on it?
I stepped on it.
However, I feel more like art now.
I like it.
There is art like this, isn't it?
It's good as a story like "I turned the washing machine once".
I think this is the best one that hasn't broken yet.
It's long.
It's broken.
I like it.
It's broken.
Is it broken?
No, it's not broken.
Are you kidding me?
It's not broken.
Can you see it?
It's art.
There are many ways like this.
For example, "I put a saw in it by mistake".
There are many ways of securing damages like this.
I think it's good.
There will be various results.
See you tomorrow.
It feels good.
Don't you stretch?
Stretching?
I feel like an old man.
Are you crazy?
What?
What did you eat yesterday?
Yesterday?
I ate it yesterday.
Let's do laundry.
I'm curious about it.
I'll do it today.
This is it.
It's a boom house.
Will it break?
I don't know.
Will it break?
It won't break, will it?
Do you want to attack it?
If you think about it normally, it's a mechanism in which water gets in.
However, it's for children.
I think it's well-made.
I think it's good.
I'm looking forward to it.
It looks like it's going to break even if you turn it on.
I see.
Let's choose.
Yes.
I'll put it in.
One more time.
I made a mistake.
One more time, please.
It's a weapon, isn't it?
Then...
HIKAKIN BOX...
I'll put it in.
Thank you very much.
It's in! It's in!
Let's believe in HIKAKIN's power and wait!
Thank you!
Heeeey!
Huh? Who's that?
You stink. You stink. You stink. You stink.
It's not like you're attacking me.
It's not like you're going to do this.
Everyone is getting bored and my turn is over.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
You're safe. You're really strong!
Especially since you don't have water drops.
I think it'll be amazing when we get there.
Don't be nervous.
One, two...
No matter who it is, it's HIKAKIN.
Wow!
You're invincible.
Huh? Huh?
Huh?
HIKAKIN? HIKAKIN!
Huh?
Your command increased.
Your reaction got worse.
Yeah.
Right, down, left.
Victory!
Are you going to do that?
The robot voice.
Uh... Uh... Uh...
It's not coming out.
Is it over?
It's kind of over.
Kind of over.
It's about half over.
It's amazing.
It's pretty...
It's a lot more than I thought.
This is a pretty unexpected point.
Unexpected.
It's amazing.
As expected of you, HIKAKIN.
Thank you, HIKAKIN.
Thank you.
Congratulations!
Now, Shibayu-kun will move to Okazaki and buy a supermarket.
Now that we've talked about buying a supermarket, let's do the laundry.
My line.
That's right.
I don't want it to break.
I believe in it.
Huh? Huh?
Huh? This is...
Huh?
You should stop.
Stop?
You should stop.
Please stop.
I can't do this.
Oh, no.
In other words, this is my opportunity.
Huh?
Oh, no.
It came out.
This is a collaboration with ICE OATS as my goods minister.
Even if I say it wrong, it won't break.
I have a life insurance.
As a proof of that, I'm confident in this program.
It's rubber, so it's supposed to crack.
Maybe it can be a shock.
I didn't expect it to only go to my parents.
What is it?
I'm glad you brought it up.
Mom, I'll do it.
Are you going to say it?
I'll do it.
Grandma, don't do that.
Mom!
Mom, what should I do with the watch?
It's not good, is it?
You can't wash it with a watch, can you?
Don't break it.
I'll wait for you.
You can only put it in the trash can.
What's next?
Grandma!
Here?
Grandma.
It's not long.
Hurry up.
Grandma.
Mom!
Grandma put it in.
You didn't notice it.
You didn't notice it at all.
I put it in here.
What?
I see.
It's off.
Is it right?
It's about 7 minutes.
7 minutes.
Did it shift normally?
To be honest, I didn't notice it at first.
It doesn't shift for 7 minutes.
It's moving.
Is it a paid product?
It's a paid product.
It's a good product.
Wow!
It's definitely a good product.
Let's add it.
Wow!
Where can we buy it?
We can't buy it anymore.
It doesn't make sense.
I'm happy.
Let's add two.
Double roach?
It's Japanese.
It's amazing.
It doesn't shift much.
Let's say goodbye to Shibaya.
See you tomorrow.
Whamoo!
It's not Whamoo.
When he appears, he says "Whamoo!"
When Whamoo appears, he says "Whamoo!"
Anyway!
I always use this line.
It's the last one for Shibaya.
It's the last one, so I'm under pressure.
I'll look for it at home and listen to it first.
Here it is!
I was surprised.
I thought you would give me a point.
I finally put in power.
This is a sample store for craftsmen.
ION is doing it recently.
I thought it would be good.
Is it good?
It's good.
It's high quality.
Where did you put it?
I always put it in the toilet.
Did you put it in the toilet?
I'm sure you like it.
I'm wondering if I should put it in water.
I can't break a normal washing machine.
Rice professionals, please separate this.
Don't separate it.
There is also a cleaning sample at a restaurant.
If you don't want to eat anymore, you can get a cleaning sample.
Watch this video and decide whether you should wash it or not.
Please wash it.
That's right.
Dad, that's for the restaurant.
No, no, no.
You can't eat it.
I'll leave it here.
What?
Take it out.
Dad, don't do it.
Dad!
Dad, calm down.
You're strong.
It's a new development even though it's an electric rice cooker.
That was too late.
What was it?
Dad!
- Choice over! - Yes!
- We'll end this in the studio. - Yes!
Here is the tandoori that we chose!
- Ah! - Ah!
- Splendid! - Ah!
- Ah!
- Fail! - This is...
- Ah! - It's a shame...
- The time has gone by. - Yes...
- Is it? - I'm not worried about the washing machine.
- We put it in after all. - Yeah.
- Let's put this rice in the bathroom. - Bathroom?
- I don't like it. - Which bathroom?
So, we've done a six-people "almost impossible to break" challenge.
- Well, only a few of them broke. - Oh, I see.
- Amazing. - "Hikakin's box" is the strongest.
- Well, we didn't put anything more than "Hikakin's box". - Yeah.
- We didn't put anything more precise than "Hikakin's box". - Yeah.
- "Hikakin's box" and "Ikazuchi's box" didn't break even if we put them separately. - Yeah.
- That's the result. - Yes.
Children, don't put the tissue in your pocket and wash it.
- Turn it over and put it in the washing machine. - It's hard.